so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she smelled like a LAN party
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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