so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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