your room smells of hookers.
And success
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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