if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just found a bag of teeth...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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