never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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