awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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