Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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