she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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