I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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