Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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