Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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