It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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