Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
