wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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