i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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