i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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