i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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