Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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