I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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