ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I woke up under a house in Key West
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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