I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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