I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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