woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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