I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
