Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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