I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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