I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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