In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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