He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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