idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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