you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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