Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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