Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
zippers are such a cool invention
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm like, not good at living.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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