1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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