If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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