Porn is love you can see.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
