if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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