i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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