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(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are are

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!

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(647): View more from Ontario

he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it

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(678): View more from Georgia

So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina

(404): View more from Georgia

I'm teaching my cat to play fetch

(678): View more from Georgia

Yep, it's a friday

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(336): View more from North Carolina

" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."

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(443): View more from Maryland

Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.

(410): View more from Maryland

Youre asking too much from me

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