i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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