good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize