Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
When are your genitals available?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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