what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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