You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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