Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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