Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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