I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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