Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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