Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
