I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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