I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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