That's intense
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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