Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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