Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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