Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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