they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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